Avoid that Relationshit.

Throughout life, you meet people of the opposite sex. No way, right?

It's how you communicate with these people, judging by how physically attracted you are to them, which makes things.. complicated.

And if you just read that and said to yourself: "well! that's a very shallow statement." Bullshit, when was the last time you were thoroughly excited to talk to the acne-ridden red-head working at McDonald's, relative to that brunette bombshell with perky C-cups and an ass so magical you could probably grow fruit on, who roams your office?

Cut the shit, its all based on primary attraction.

With that said, men and women want different things. Not just in a relationship, but in life. In a relationship.. women want attachment and attention. Men want this too, but on a lower level. 

I can easily say that I don't crave attention or need to be attached to my current squeeze like a labradoodle puppy. A little bit is nice, obviously, but anyone running around your legs, barking at you.. is a tool.

Either they're a tool or they haven't realized how the world works. So don't be such a woman, you have a penis and testicles for a reason, now act like you've got 'em.

Some quick women fun facts for ya:

1) Girls like assholes. Plain and simple. Always attracted to the cocky asshole, and will just be friends with the 'nice-guy.' By the way fellas, the nice guy will unfailingly get shit on. Sorry, this isn't Hollywood.

2) Women respect confidence. Think 'recent Old Spice commercials.' ("Look at your man, now back at me..") Keeping your voice smooth, holding your head up high, and looking her in the eyes (not her chest you horny bastards) will probably get you her number, or at least maintain an interesting conversation. With that said, buy a motorcycle. 

3) Stop trying to impress her. She probably already knows you party like Paris Hilton, drink like Charlie Sheen, and fuck like McLovin'.  

4) For the love of everything that is Holy, listen to what she says. Yes, you may hear that her favorite movie is Breakfast at Tiffany's and her favorite band is Crossfade.. but in a few weeks when you ask that question again because you heard but didn't listen, you just look like a dumbass. Women usually remember exactly what you talk about, and will be disappointed if you don't. If you can't remember, take notes ...and stop smoking marijuana.

With all that said, don't try to be something you're not. Most of us aren't the crotch itching varsity quarterback, most of us aren't in a band, and for fuck's sake, none of us are weightlifting champions that hang at 24 Hour Fitness 6 hours a day. So stop trying to be a douche and just be yourself.

Also, I emphasized that there is a huge difference between girls and women. Hey, if you want to run through the immature game with some girls, no one is stopping you. I'll do the occasional "yea i'll give you a call.. if you're lucky" but she will know it's a joke. Because I'm joking. 

It's when you're serious about that statement that someone should beat the shit out of you with a golf club (ie: Tiger Woods' wife). You're lucky this girl, whom you are attracted to, has even considered recognizing your existence.

But with women, you can be yourself, have normal conversations, and be mature. I know, maturity. It's a scary word fellas, but it's much more fulfilling being with someone you can connect with, not someone you make feel like shit.

All these points bring me to relationships. Oooh, all the high school girls get giddy and flip open their phones to update their facebook status about you and Jenny McHotcheerleader. 

That's great and all, "Is now in a relationship with.." is always satisfying.

But please, just don't. Don't do it to yourself. Unless you're out of college and prepared to begin the journey that your life is going to be, just fucking don't. Relationships will always complicate everything, not only the friendship you and 'Jenny' had, but just your day in general. I hate to say it, but I don't think anyone is prepared for a full on relationship in high school or college.

Yes, the first few months of a relationship are great.. but there WILL be rough patches. If you're not willing to work at them, don't waste her time. If you really care for her, you'll try everything to keep it together. But if not, just don't bother. You shouldn't even be in the relationship unless you really do care enough for her in order to maintain yourselves.

If you do take the plunge into a relationship, then I have one word for you. Both of you. Prioritize. Prioritize your life to work around each other's schedules, because now, she's one of the most important parts of your day.

My last bit of advice will be short. If you're unhappy in the relationship, chances are she is too. Don't push it and force yourselves to be unhappy 'for the sake of the relationship.' So, you're both unhappy. Stop. It only hurts and makes everyone feel worse about themselves because they can't make the other person happy. Please don't be selfish and expect the other person to make you happy, change things for you, and go out of their way for you in general.. when you don't do the same.

It takes two to tango.

Avoid turning your relationship into a relationshit.

Equal rights for all, special privileges for.. Criminals and Jihadists?

Prison.
The word itself seems to disquiet many. A rough and difficult place in which every day is a fight for survival, even for the hardest of inmates.
Really?
Maybe so for the rapists and murderers.

But what about the slew of criminals in trouble with the law for, say, grand theft auto or gun possession?

Lil' Wayne is going to prison for a year for the latter crime, but if he behaves well, he might be out in as little to 7 months. His stay in prison will be much more different than what mine or yours would be. He gets a comfortable queen sized bed, in a dormitory of sorts. Large media set in his "cell," and constant assistance from his correctional officers, assigned to him as bodyguards.
Don't get me wrong, he's a great artist and has done so much for the music industry. But he still committed a crime, and if being famous helps you get off easier.. Shit, I should start recording lyrics right now.

Or how about Sharif Mobley? New Jersey native turned radical al-Qaida member? In custody now in Yemen for plotting against the U.S., then shooting an American security guard working at the hospital he was ill at to death? Still in custody in Yemen, being served three hearty meals a day, in the comfort of a small security section of the Yemen International Prison.

Jihad Jane? Same story, middle-aged woman, born and raised in the U.S... turned Islamic extremist.
These are just some examples of thousands.

Why?
Why do good, honest people's tax dollars get spent of the welfare of criminals and jihadists?
Because we're soft.
People don't deserve the commodities that they earn by committing crimes against the law or against the United States.

Team America: World Police

-Before you read this, please know that I am a German immigrant with college education in International Relations, Intelligence and National Security.-

Isolationism: (noun) A policy of remaining apart from the affairs or interests of other groups, especially the political affairs of other countries.

The United States had it made until WWI.
James Monroe birthed quite an idea when it came to foreign policy: Don't. His Monroe Doctrine states, in short, that the U.S. would keep their heads out of Europe and by no means participate in any wars they had managed to get into.
It worked well until those dirty Krauts started sinking "neutral" U.S. ships, which were only supplying arms to the British. C'mon, we weren't picking sides, right?
Then the Doctrine got thrown into the fire pit and all hell was broken loose against the Central Powers of Europe.

However, the U.S. dropped back after the Great War, and tried to retain it's isolationist ways.
Then the Japanese sneak attacked (horse shit, the intelligence community admitted to knowing about it hours in advance, there was a communication failure between D.C. and Hawaii. But I'll stick with "sneak attacked" to be politically correct..) Pearl Harbor, Roosevelt signed a few papers, and eventually the Axis powers fell.

Since WWII, the United States has had it's nose in just about everything. These are just dealing with our military powers since post- WWII to now:
Korea, USSR, Cuba, Lebanon, Brazil, Guatemala, Indonesia, Dominican Republic, Vietnam, Afghanistan, Nicaragua, Iran, Slovenia, Granada, Panama, Iraq, Afghanistan again, and Cuba again.
And all that is JUST where our military has sent over 5,000 troops to.
Soon we're going to have to deal with the shitstorm that's brewing in China.. take a look at SinoDefence and tell me that's not scary.

The U.S. has over 17 different Intelligence Agencies, some government-run, some private, that burn through $80 Billion a year just to find out what our bearing is in comparison to the rest of the world.
In reality, and I know this because a professor of mine who is ex-CIA intel told me, our Intelligence knows just as much as CNN does, but maybe a few hours early. I understand those few hours could be extremely important, but all that money for something I can watch on national television?

Our being the 911 Operator for the Planet and trying to help everyone, from Africa to Haiti, is going to be the end of us. We create more and more enemies daily just because of our snobbish actions, thinking we have the right to be in everyones business.

"How was your morning? What'd you eat? Where did you buy it? Does your wife eat it? How old is your wife? Do you still have sex with her? When was the last time you had sex with her? How was it? Can we help make it better? ..no don't answer that, we'll be there next time and bring you guys lube. We'll stay and watch too, to make sure it's better."
..how annoying is that?

Call me old-fashioned, but I feel like I'd get along pretty well with James Monroe if he were alive. And even if he were alive, he'd have a seizure when he figured out what the U.S. has turned into..
Team America: World Police.

"The Earth is 8-9 Thousand years old!"

An article was recently posted on Yahoo.com in regards to the how the dinosaurs were wiped off the planet.
And, as yahoo.com allows, any random bloke on the internet with a yahoo account can comment on the story, just below the article.
Leading the tard-brigade was some poor woman who wrote, and I quote:

"Here we go again. This is science at its worst. Because the dinosaurs were big (well, most of them), everyone has this fixation that it took something big to wipe them out. But if that was the case, where are the fossils? The record should be littered with fossils immediately above the K-T boundary if an asteroid caused their demise. But it's not."

Obviously, 'Kathy' is the type of person that chooses to read the first three sentences of a book, then write a book report. Her reply to the article was as if I were to write a biography on Charles Lindbergh something like this.. "Charles Lindbergh was a great man. He was born in Detroit. He flew planes, but not big planes. Then he died. The end."

Needless to say, 'Kathy' proves that so many of the citizens of this great country are simply ignorant.

Following the infinite wisdom of 'Kathy', the brilliant mind of 'David B' comes into play, blowing the scientific lid right off of the pot, and melting my face off with his sheer intellect:
"Oh give me a break. 1) NONE of these 'scientists' knows with any degree of certainty that the earth is even that old!
2) an asteroid had nothing at all to do with anything like this on this planet. It was a global flood that did in the dinosaurs. It's been proven.
3) the Earth, at best is near 8-9 thousand years old, not millions.
4) HAD an asteroid hit this planet, it would NOT be in the kind of perfect orbit it is that sustains the life it does. It would have knocked us out of that orbit, not left it alone on the exact axis tilt we are on, at the rate of speed we are, on the orbits around the sun that we are.
College educated idiots is what they are..."

Now, I'm going to say this out of pure sadness.. what the hell?!
Have people completely lost it? First off, 'Kathy' is a complete idiot. There are scientists that have worked on this theory for over 20 years, yet she expects us to agree that there is no possible way for this to occur if there aren't any fossils.
She obviously has no idea exactly how difficult it is for fossils to form, how the conditions have to be just right.
Secondly, 'David B' has his head stuffed so far in Genesis 6:1 that he can't even grasp the idea of the Earth being over 10k years old, let alone hundreds of billions. His points on his post get dumber and dumber, until he reaches within the depths of his gray matter to pull out his concluding sentence, "College educated idiots is what they are..." Is the gigantic Chicxulub crater on the Yucatan not proof enough??
It's as if he thinks that dinosaurs didn't exist, and they were some sort of left-winged, hippie, liberal conspiracy to shun Jesus Christ.

How can people be so damn ignorant? At least before you post a comment, know what you are talking about. Have some sort of perception of the topic at hand before you try to smack people over the head with the Holy Bible.
I'm usually a conservative, but damn it, some people are just embarrassing.